Saturday, March 26, 2011

Bikini Season

To the extra 9 pounds still clinging to my body,

Please leave.  You are not wanted and need to go.  I am ready to slip back into my skimpy bathing suits, and unfortunately there is no room for you.   (But the DDs can stay... super sexy, thanks.)  Okay?  Great!  Bye.



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